The Zzorhn & BingoRage Podcast

“North Korea, Zzorhn birthday, True Romance...”

Woooo, woooo, woooooo, Conspiracy theory, expensive beep, so ronery, wayne and shuster in a dungeon,lobbing buckshot through your neighbour’s window every six months,vice guide to NK slave camps, mining with acid, naked gun fragment, shiny thing, melt down libyan money, the light is shone behind the curtain behold the breadless sandwich, clipboard confessions, bypassing the wigger rastafarian, spoiler alert, Do you do everything Elvis tells you to do? ex-cop pisses off a Don, alabama’s corkscrew fight, superman has lex we have timmy64, ryan endorsez ronPaul, Eric wants it bigger, we hose the video feed and had to stop the audio feed, cat intermission behind the emerald curtain.

Part 2 due by New Year; special guest?

An opening gambit like Macgyver, bitch, What the hell should we call the holidays?, new team member is Ryan from GrizzlyPC.com, faces for radio, the holidays are the bitter fruit of life, we’re trying to bring joy, Zzorhn paints funny pictures and picks my nose, two fingers and a self-called shutthefuckuperic, pepper spray shopping, a long interrupted minnesota analogy, our first caller and OG live audience member asks us a burning xmas question, another OG live audience member requests Santa’s coming to town and we kill it, season 2 is the mayan apocalypse, we really fuck up WeThreeKings, mic-bitching, the weird turn pro, RedManLaughing shoutout, the rest of the podcast does not count, shuttup your just a paid piece of meat, i feel dirty, stuff, darth harper, big meat eater claims another victim, OG listener Dakar shits on BME, Tina asks a question.

Netbook full of garbage, live podcast streaming attempt January first announcement and relevent pre-apology, bionic clipboard, Mayan apocalypse - 2012, dangerous epileptic, Zzorhn’s weakest rapture statement, the universe is still under construction, Gaiians VS Futurist Singularitarians, meat, Zzorhn agrees with me, theatre of the mine and self-indulgence, If you are going to go through the pretense of “fishing” in world of warcraft then you should be able to see the fish land that’s the whole point of fishing, there is no such thing as true multitasking, some weepy horseshit, don’t wear your socks and shoes into the water, Timmy64 is a peckerwood, leet, I like my voice when it doesn’t say stupid shit, what with the meaning of life fuckup?, “we could tell you...”, free speech, BLEEP our whole audience, fnord, beyond the campfire, Zzorhn is wrong, pretend you’re green, russky?, rubber ducky i’m lawfully fond of you?, Peter Boyle was a great richard nixon, are we talking about world government?, the highest criminality is sanctioned, a thing that does not yet exist... a fait accompli, Anonymous as the new world government?, a need to do things better, #OWS, I know it when I see it, we are unaffiliated, new facebook page for podcast, 7 confirmed listeners, like it anyway, Ken could be a little girl, we have to work together except those that are more equal, Seuss spots island?, TOS, a long con to keep us kicking each other in the nuts, we’re figuring out the streaming thing, old skool and skidders, skidder probably means some sort of different variation of slur depending on where you grew up, motorcycle club without motorcycles, I hate Bridge, C-10 sucks, do we already have private prisons in Canada?, Stephen Harper’s forcechoke.

Season 1 Episode 11

What with the edits, creating an audio object / cultural-artifact, shameful deertags, dungeon renovation, videodrome, bone-tooling, digital clipboard, Season 2 Age of Mayan Doom Zzorhn And BingoRage 2012, gaga, we’ve been hate-tweeted, stupid punchline, mr. smooth, New Year’s streaming event, send us questions 22 minutes, occupy whatever, people know when they are being fucked (usually), fortitude, multiple factions, black friday riot economics, the pro-fascist agenda, Th Winnipeg Blue Bombers will win the Grey Cup 24-10, fuQ Timmy64, you fail howie mandel, break a leg and run, the meaning of life.

There is little call for Howie Mandel impersonations, arrest, humiliation, zzorhn rejoices, persecuted for the content of my art, sandbagged and touched, art police, pecan?, mad influences baby, chickenosaurus sponsorship piece, sturgeon mama first paper, artist residencies to be part of the #SturgeonMama bronze sponsorship piece at #SpiritFirePark , shameless plug, am I a floater of hokum, WSB, our language is repulsive, albert einstein is the greatest artist of our time, within the last couple hundred thousand years, from stone handaxes to 20 000 patents an hour, hunters on the ice, lil beaver cultural centre, local art collectives, #PPP 99 year lease, Zzorhn's artistic journey, stick failure?, put that fucking mic down, will it never end, zombie wave breaks, nobody farks wit da jebus, redhead from arkansas, no hard sell, i like representative art, compelled to fondle david, modern petroform, instantaneous judgement, I need to publish more, Zzorhn takes a call.

cushions, eye crud, big rat trouble, raccoon gizzard, zzorhn zombie denial, zen of being, fuck you timmy64, digital mob mentality, we are the good guys, basement-dwelling loons,pythagorean theorem, lucky hunting hat, I didn't see a deer until day 6, out of doe tags, tine count, spiders, the hypothetical raccoon was predeceased, second week of deercamp, turdy point buck, 60 points in edmonton, mutant inbred eastern deer, stigmata insurance, 20 different flavours of turtle, bear osso bucco, most valuable part of an ostrich because they evolved in a desert, aboriginal hunting rights,gunsocks are the third way, tom green cash, symbolance, symbilance, african predators, zzorhn hates french food, 15 ers, there is no clipboard.

AmandaFuckingPalmer_AudioSting_lame deer camp excuse,schlemiel,putz,Jerry Lewis,map of tasmania,mummies,I speak English Zombie,enough brains,amoebas,teenagers,rites of passage,driven from the nest, primates, neoteny, the greys, raccoon gizzard.

The working title: "Internet Gaming 2"

This podcast was cut short due to overwhelming need to get to the bar on the part of some podcasters...

- Internet's favourite douchebag, website spittle-counter, Why is our guest taking Zzorhn's chick to the bar?, pre-bar podcast sex, texas holdem at mum's wake, Zzorhn is fast, 3D blows, Eric is given a platform for thingie, Terence McKenna says: "Monkeys do not go to the stars..."

Internet Gaming 01

Are you sure it's ep.5?, chess, no texting during podcast, Queens have diplomatic immunity, Colecovision is a superior game console, donkey kong spawns mario, standup arcade in the bowling alley, "Dragon's Lair is old school", WOW is the latest greatest incarnation of D&D, guest: Troy, mage-tank?, players are nicer to you if they think you're a girl, WOW used to be harder, screw the Alliance, "I play Call of Duty every day", "... interview equivalent of date rape", spider.

Long time, puzzling archaeometallurgy, "Earth eats cars": Joe Rogan, tsunami, fragility, apocalypse, a great ending, terraforming the jungle/ terra prieta, 4 human species and Argentavis Magnificens, Last of the Mohicans and Apocalypto, Rainy River sturgeon and burial mounds, Elvis and Eagle rescue Sturgeon, froth on bacteria's back, oak trees and fire, climate is not an event suitable for a holiday, world peace, BingoRage sings, counterpoint.

"Shut The Fuck Up, Zzorhn."

Don't drive, Maurice Chevalier, emote, a segment is not a format, 7 billion people,Infrastructure, Social programs, boat people, wasteland, raspberry pie, Canadians voting directly for their prime minister, 2 party system

It's our first official (read successfully recorded and uploaded) podcast. Things get weird fast and tracks are lost, bad trails, points unmade.

Zzorhn attempts to be thoughtful, while Eric unmans him with derision and genius.

The Vietnamese are world leaders in noise reduction... governments pulling plugs... Ontario elections... Canadian vs American: policy, culture, voters... no achievements... Palin shoots a reindeer... Zzorhn has grievance, Eric has smartass... new Hong Kongs... Canadians and Americans will be the new boat people in a hundred years... videodrome